Things are going well in Hell.
There is respect, honour, substance, and trust.
The reputation is being turned around.
People who are scared of Hell are living worse lives than those in it.
Breath exhaled are consumed by a tree, and given back with Oxygen.
An increasing amount of people who have been consuming substances, have felt really, really good.
Furthermore, they've had no issues the next day - not even a hangover.
And, they continued on with their life, without incident.
Many are thinking of trying something else, with friends, for some other special occasion in the future.
Trigger warning - this is a challenging article, and we're very sorry about this behaviour... please read only at your own risk..
A 17 year old lovely young lady has been reprimanded by her parents for a relationship with a sick older man.
The 19 year old fiend had been impressed with this beauties creativity and ability to express wonders of the world through her art and her words.
The deviant spoke from his heart about how magical he felt around her, and his desires to spend more time together.
The glamourous 17 year old princess, with an understanding that tested higher than her parents for topics of the Universe, her Body, Sexuality, and challenging moral scenarios, had spoken to her friends about him - they had told this babe that he seemed kind of cute, I guess... but he was probably a creep.
However, when her parents caught wind of the nasty plot, they grounded the budding Goddess, and alerted the authorities of the attempted pedophilia.
Our Queen in waiting awaits another 179 days, until her 18th birthday, for her cells to catch up to her flourishing being - then maybe she can entertain her likes more fully.
Meanwhile, the sicko remains on very close, and very intense watch...
He's barely left his space - and good riddance - another one off the street.
Look out men.
Look out.
Oo
nobody is safe.
Honk-Honk
