Marriage Majesty Marred by Family Misgivings

Trigger warning - this is a challenging article, and we're very sorry about this behaviour... please read only at your own risk..

A 45 year old man is stoked to be marrying his 62 year old partner of the last 18 months.

The 17 year gap has meant nothing to the pair, who have been inseparable since they met - seeing new insights, visiting old places they've both known before, and seeing them in new light.

He's been enamored with her poise, wisdom, and cheeky glow - and hasn't had a hesitation since they met about exploring each other more fully and deeply.

Readers can rest assured, the Lady's 30 year old children have spent more time with lawyers than her over the last 6 months, as they attempt to protect her estate.

The children are not sure why their Mum's passionate glow and the vibrant energy she's displaying worries them so deeply, but it does...

They'll fix it up though - he's not going to abuse their Mum.

The Lady recently said "I thought pleasure was over for me after menopause - but how gloriously wrong I was - I feel so alive!"

A 17 year old lovely young lady has been reprimanded by her parents for a relationship with a sick older man.

The 19 year old fiend had been impressed with this beauties creativity and ability to express wonders of the world through her art and her words.

The deviant spoke from his heart about how magical he felt around her, and his desires to spend more time together.

The glamourous 17 year old princess, with an understanding that tested higher than her parents for topics of the Universe, her Body, Sexuality, and challenging moral scenarios, had spoken to her friends about him - they had told this babe that he seemed kind of cute, I guess... but he was probably a creep.

However, when her parents caught wind of the nasty plot, they grounded the budding Goddess, and alerted the authorities of the attempted pedophilia.

Our Queen in waiting awaits another 179 days, until her 18th birthday, for her cells to catch up to her flourishing being - then maybe she can entertain her likes more fully.

Meanwhile, the sicko remains on very close, and very intense watch...

He's barely left his space - and good riddance - another one off the street.

Look out men.

Look out.

Oo

nobody is safe.

Honk-Honk